So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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