he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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