Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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