Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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