I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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