No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
It was like getting head from an anaconda
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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