everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I party with great urgency now.
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