She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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