God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
How's work?
Spinning.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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