Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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