It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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