so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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