And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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