: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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