the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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