I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Everything about him screamed your future.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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