i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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