so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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