I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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