I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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