Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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