i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
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