The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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