just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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