they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
In America we eat man semen.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Randomize
