Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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