if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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