Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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