And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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