Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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