no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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