I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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