this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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