Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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