So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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