Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
It's rum buckets o'clock
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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