whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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