Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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