I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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