I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
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