You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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