how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Randomize
