Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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