you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Randomize
