How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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