NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Couch. On fire.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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