What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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