At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
We're too hungover to prance.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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