highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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