look no pants
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
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