R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Randomize