god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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