you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
